Adult Stuff
It still catches me off guard when someone in the office says to me: “I’d really like to talk to you about X…think we could meet after your 1:30pm meeting?”
I’m all: “Yes, of course, meeting shouldn’t run over a half hour, meet in the 19th floor conference room?”
But inside I’m: “LOLOLOL WHY YES I CAN PENCIL YOU IN TO DIZCUZ BIZNEZ THINGS. I HAVE ALL SORTS OF IMPORTANT MEETINGS WHERE WE TALK BIZNEZ THINGS. ALSO WE’RE BOTH WEARING SUIT COATS. ISNT PLAYING BIZNEZ COOL??”
Why on earth anyone takes me seriously is beyond me. WHO LET ME DO THIS.




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